Ylana Maya - Day 6 "A Yucky Mesh of Gooe!"

Day 6


Think of your favourite food. Try to make it sound as disgusting as possible.


Forced to eat this godforsaken meal yet again.
 Who ever decided to mix all these saucy ingredients all together in one dish was an absolute imbecile, it just seems to melt on a plate... A sad excuse for a meal!

That blend of acidic, garlic-y, tomato sauce and mince meat... Such a disgusting mix. It just ends up being a chewy gooey pile upon your plate and don't get me started on the mushrooms! Who the heck decided to pick a fungus and cut it up and eat it! It's like chewing on slugs for god sake!

As if it couldn't get any worse the Italians were silly enough to make sheets of pasta! As if pasta wasn't annoying enough to eat in the first place, with it's chewy and chalky texture... it doesn't even taste of anything! Blech! Why anyone would cook with pasta, I will never know... what a way to ruin a perfectly good mixture of ingredients! 

This brings me to my next complaint.... Béchamel sauce! Ych a fi! What horrible tasting sludge to pile on top of your already greasy, tomatoey and fatty mince mixture... It's runny enough without such a horrible sauce being added to the top... may as well just pour a pint of milk on top of it. 
Best off in the bin if you ask me. Not even suitable for the dog!




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